A post apocalyptic ode to Earth (Happy Earth Day edition)
CLUCK
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The day the Earth blew up
I was stuck on a little rock
With nothing left to do
But play with my little cock
Yes, me a little chicken
Were what was left of the place
Everything else was gone
It really was a disgrace
So me and my feathered friend
Whiled away the time
By doing things that in some states
Would be considered a crime
But there were no more states
There was no more planet
There was just poor ‘ol me
And a chicken living in panic
The chicken though eventually died
Our food supply being faulty
So in loving memory I ate him
And boy was he ever salty
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(who’s more disturbed now, hugh?)
Taking bets, how many hits do you suppose I will get from the work “beastiality” being in my tag line?
Pick a number, closest one geta free poem (yea, I know, they are all free but you get to pick the subject)
April 22, 2008 at 9:48 am
666 is my guess… and i have to say i work with a girl who’s uncle was into chicken sex… so ya just never know……….
this was fun tho…. and if the earth goes,, i am asking publicly that she take me with her……
April 22, 2008 at 10:03 am
399 my guess…
oh my greatness… LOL
ozzy i have no words for once
April 22, 2008 at 1:39 pm
i’ll say …. 57.
great piece, MrOzzzzzzzy.
April 22, 2008 at 1:40 pm
i’ll say …. 57.
great piece, MrOzzzzzzzy.
April 22, 2008 at 2:00 pm
You have made my day!
Pleasure to have found you and thanks for your brilliant words!
My guess would be 513.
Now, I wonder where I got that number from?
lol
It’s gotta’ be lucky!
Have a super “Earth Day”………..
I’m going outside to eat some dirt now.
:)-
April 22, 2008 at 4:50 pm
ooooh a contest! i want a free poem! i lurv your poems. love, love, love them.
ummm… sorry. got carried away on the Ozy adoration wave again.
My guess is … wait - what’s the time line? hits for one day? two days? a week from now? I guess in one week from now you will have 12 hits based on bestiality.
You are a very sick puppy. I like that.
April 22, 2008 at 5:16 pm
wild…………
April 22, 2008 at 6:50 pm
slightly disturbing imagery, but brilliantly toned!
April 22, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Just occurred to me that bird flu should be kept in mind.
But well, considering it’s the last supper we are talking about anyway, hardly matters…
My guess, 217…
April 22, 2008 at 9:47 pm
If you are wanting big tag hits put up a pic of the chicken. Image hits are big with the perv crowd. A number of them can’t read very well. I get over 200 a day for Jessica Simpsons bouncing titties. Crazy ain’t it.
BTW, great chicken ode.
April 22, 2008 at 10:40 pm
Hey man, don’t be so hard on yourself. I mean, it WAS the end of the world (or just after it). Who really knows how they’d handle it, right? All the DVD shops gone. No more pizza. Who is to say that most wouldn’t turn to the unconditional companionship offered by an understanding chicken? And, with all that intense emotion and stress, it would only be natural for the relationship to evolve quickly. Heck, in an unnatural time, that closeness would seem almost….natural.
But eating a salty chicken, man? Dude! Ewww. Just get some frigging mayo or something.
Ha!
Rock on!
April 23, 2008 at 7:34 am
Bird flu… HA!
Sorry there my princess, I did fail to present a time line. But since a week seems to be the inclination, than a week it is.
Gee Evyl, I was probably 10 of those hits for those tits…
And thanks for the support Rex. I warms my cockles to know someone out there is feeling me, ya know.
And just so you’ll know, there have been spars hits so far on beastiality. I believe the reason for this is the word itself. If I had tagged it “animal sex” I would have gotten many more hits as people understand and can spell it as to where many ofr the practitioners of said beastiality knows not the word.
April 23, 2008 at 7:37 am
BIRD FLU!…
Friggin hilarious
April 23, 2008 at 11:41 am
how many hits on sex with a chicken? I’m with paisley. If the earth goes, I’m going home, too.
Oz, I love it! Keep ‘em coming!
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