more animal sex news…

I have been reminded that I promised a poem to whomever properly guessed the number of hits I got due tot the tag “beastiality” in a previous post.  Some of the guesses were in the hundreds.  I’m lucky to get a couple hundred hits in a week, much less on one post.  So if you guessed that high, sorry for your luck.  So it came down to Two folks, Red (57) and Lakota (12).

Before I announce the grand prize winner ((snicker)), let me reiterate, I believe the reason for the low hit count is due to the word I used.  Beastiality, being polysyllabic, is far too unwieldy a word for people who are truly interested enough in sex with animals to, lets say, type into a search engine (or tag field).  If I had used a tag more in the line of “farm sex” or something to that effect, you know, easy monosyllabic words, I would have received far more hits.  An experiment I will use on this post. 

(aside to the aside, I did get a ping back from this site that linked me for the post, interesting.  nice to know my blog will forever be amongst a list of animal sex sites.  HOORAY!)

OK, on with the

ummmm

competition.

(Envelope please…)

And the winner is…

 

LAKOTA!

(and the crowd, once again, goes wild)

So Lakota gets a poem.  She was closest with the official count coming in just over twenty.

Gee, I wonder what kind of poem she will want?

 

 

13 Responses to “more animal sex news…”

  1. Red Says:

    hahahaa! Dangit!
    yeah, farm sex would definitely generate more of an audience .. :)

  2. Lakotaprincess Says:

    ermmm… spelling it correctly “bestiality” may have helped too…
    regarding the grand prize… I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON!

    i want the sexiest, hottest, naughtiest, “force all the ladies to fan themselves and change their undies” poem you can come up with.
    Are you going to read it too in your super sexy voice?

  3. purefnevyl Says:

    I wouldn’t give up so soon on the chicken fucker post. Sometimes it takes time for the search engines to rev up. Soon the chicken fuckers will be flocking to your hen house.

  4. Stef Says:

    *bawling my eyes out*
    damn, ok congrats princess… i guess ;)

  5. Paul Says:

    I wondered for about one millionth of a second and there it was, loved your warm up speech, really got me chuckling for the punchline, lenny brucish and that is huge compliment, coo

  6. ozymandiaz Says:

    Alright Kota, this may take a little while
    but the hottest, panty wetiest poem ever on the way

  7. gautami tripathy Says:

    And I missed out on all the fun?! Poor me! :(

  8. rick mobbs Says:

    the crowd sways in anticipation…

  9. Batbitch Says:

    “farmyard fucking” is a big hit too. ;-)

    Just trying to cover all your bases. Or do search engines bother with the comments section?

  10. Batbitch Says:

    Love the darkness, btw.

  11. johemmant Says:

    So where’s her poem?

  12. Lakota Says:

    ~heh~ Rick is soooo funny.

  13. enigma Says:

    Memories ………may be beautiful but yet…..whats to painful to remember, we simply choose to forget…….
    So the little calf with the lipid eyes and high heels is totally forgotten?

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